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How to Not Visit Detroit and Ford Motors

by Crunchy Betty

Remember how I was going to Detroit for the Ford Driving Green Technology Event? Remember that? Remember how I tweeted yesterday - from the Colorado Springs airport - about how I was waiting for the plane? Remember how I got …

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The Nonexistent Car (or The Blazer of Shame)

by Crunchy Betty

My car died some months ago.

The precious, precious burgundy 1997 Mercury Sable I had purchased before Napster was even a twinkle in a pirate's eye.

Many road trips happened in that car. Many moves. Kansas to …

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Honeyed Wine and Chocolate Facial Mask 2

Honeyed Wine and Chocolate Facial Mask

by Crunchy Betty

Wine, honey, and chocolate ... ohmy. Confession: I cooked absolutely nothing over the holidays.

However, I thought a LOT about what other people should cook. That counts for something. Thinking is the hardest part, right? …

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First Improvement: Check!

by Crunchy Betty

I promise and swear I'm going to do some fun recipes soon (get your wine ready), but I just HAD to share my "improve"ment for the day.

I didn't have to do much to make it - just a phone call and a trip up the mountain. …

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Improving On The New Year's Resolution 1

Improving On The New Year’s Resolution

by Crunchy Betty

Does anybody even make New Year's Resolutions anymore?

Did you?

Secretly?

(You don't have to tell me. But I'm curious if you think you'll keep them.)

It's been at least five years since I've bothered to make a …

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What Happened To Me? Lather. Lather Happened. 1

What Happened To Me? Lather. Lather Happened.

by Crunchy Betty

Shoot, people. I've missed you.

Before I get all explainy, let me say a belated-ish Happy Holidays to you all.

Happy Holidays to you all!

Now - what happened to me?

Well, it's a long, sordid story that starts out …

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Crunchy Martha - Easy Handcrafted Cards 12

Crunchy Martha – Easy Handcrafted Cards

by Crunchy Betty

This post was written (and written hilariously) in my absence by Lori at In Pursuit of Martha Points - where she typically writes both humorous and thought-provoking essays that are just ... aw ... you just have to visit her …

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Am I Saying That I'm Not Enough? 1

Am I Saying That I’m Not Enough?

by Crunchy Betty

When my children walk into the bathroom and watch me going through the feminine rituals of shaving and makeup, I wonder if I’ve let them down. If my conforming to these cultural ideals makes me a cog in the wheel of less …

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Say Bye to the Dry 2

Say Bye to the Dry

by Crunchy Betty

Greetings from bitterly cold South Florida....yes, you heard right! This morning it was 30 degrees and I had ice on my windshield! It’s usually 80 degrees and above here in South Florida, so a dip in temperature is a …

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Kristin’s Daily Dose of Crunch

by Crunchy Betty

Hi folks. I’m Kristin from Peace, Love and Muesli. Stepping in for Betty and sharing my crunchy story. I am a pretty easy sell when it comes to make it yourself. It is possible that I have been known to go off the deep end …

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Winter Daily Facial Scrub: Make It Yourself 1

Winter Daily Facial Scrub: Make It Yourself

by Crunchy Betty

After careful thought and the realization that if I don't try to make a little money off of this blog, Fiance's going to severely slash my natural ingredients budget, I've decided to sell my new favorite facial scrub here on …

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Who Really Cares What the Neighbors Think?

by Crunchy Betty

We went to my parents' house for Thanksgiving, only it was just the three of us: Me, Fiance, and my 13-year-old son. My parents deserted us for the other daughter's family in Kansas City

Their house is lovely, tucked in a …

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Natural Makeup Hacks: Homemade Bronzer/Contour Powder

Natural Makeup Hacks: Homemade Bronzer/Contour Powder

by Crunchy Betty

It never ceases to amaze me how many cosmetics you can make with ingredients from your kitchen.

This little ditty came as an inspiration from the DIY Portable Bronzer Compact at Planet Green. The recipe there contains …

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Moisturizing, Invigorating Sweet Potato Facial Mask 1

Moisturizing, Invigorating Sweet Potato Facial Mask

by Crunchy Betty

STOP.

Before you throw all your sweet potatoes into the casserole dish, hold on.

After Thanksgiving dinner, treat yourself to a food-on-your-face holiday special. The Moisturizing and Invigorating Sweet Potato Facial …

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How Thanksgiving Warms Your Heart, Mind, and Soul

by Crunchy Betty

Grandma was always frazzled at Thanksgiving.

Maybe frazzled's the wrong word.

Frenzied. Worked up.

Psychotic.

She'd whirl around the kitchen like a huffy-puffy tornado, pulling this, stirring that, blindly …

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7 Ways to Keep Your Hands and Elbows Soft This Winter 1

7 Ways to Keep Your Hands and Elbows Soft This Winter

by Crunchy Betty

I can't even remember what show it was, but it was a Monday. Five years ago. During lunch. I was eating spinach.

It was either a rerun of What Not to Wear or 10 Years Younger. And either Carmindy or Damone Roberts (they …

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Should We Bother Believing the Experts?

Should We Bother Believing the Experts?

by Crunchy Betty

"Blasting Nerves in Kidneys Lowers Blood Pressure, Study Finds"

"Energy Drinks: Gateways To Alcohol Abuse"

"One In Five Adults Suffering from Mental Illness"

"Antibiotic Benefits Slight in Kids' Ear …

Read moreShould We Bother Believing the Experts?
Ladies, Grab Your Girls, Grab Your Food, Grab Your Faces! 4

Ladies, Grab Your Girls, Grab Your Food, Grab Your Faces!

by Crunchy Betty

This is my friend Ashley and her little sister Alizea.

(Or, as I like to call her "The girl with the most mesmerizing name in the world.")

These hot chicas stopped by on Sunday for a few hours of food, faces, and lotsa …

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What's a Facial Toner, Anyway? With a Bonus Recipe! 2

What’s a Facial Toner, Anyway? With a Bonus Recipe!

by Crunchy Betty

You know that thing you do that makes you happy, but it's not really that necessary? Like putting flavored creamer in your coffee? Or dancing naked to The Hush Sound?

That's kind of what toners are like.

Me, I'm a …

Read moreWhat’s a Facial Toner, Anyway? With a Bonus Recipe!
H2O Sea Pure - The Surprise Cleanser Love

H2O Sea Pure – The Surprise Cleanser Love

by Crunchy Betty

Way back in the olden days, when I used to use shampoo and conditioner (way back before natural beauty was even a twinkle in my eye), I had a secret favorite product. For some reason, it was always on the shelves, at half …

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Wanted: Ambassadors of Crunch

Wanted: Ambassadors of Crunch

by Crunchy Betty

Remember when I got all indignant and weird about how companies are selling dry shampoo with all sorts of chemicals and calling it some kind of breakthrough - when you can use your own dry shampoo from stuff in your …

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Homemade Beauty Gift Idea: Nourishing and Fragrant Body Oils 1

Homemade Beauty Gift Idea: Nourishing and Fragrant Body Oils

by Crunchy Betty

For the shower people out there, I have good news for you:

No longer will your bathing experience be dull and unfulfilling. There is now body oil in your life.

I'm not much of a bath person. When you're 5'10" and …

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Homemade Beauty Gift Idea : Luxurious Body Dusting Powder 2

Homemade Beauty Gift Idea : Luxurious Body Dusting Powder

by Crunchy Betty

Jean Naté dusting powder on the bathroom counter, a big powderpuff haphazardly resting on the lid, and four purring cats crawling through your legs.

Until last year, that's the image that body powder brought up for me. …

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Learn From My Fail: Home Remedies For the Stomach Flu 1

Learn From My Fail: Home Remedies For the Stomach Flu

by Crunchy Betty

It turns out, I'm not superhuman.

Who'd've guessed?

Fiance came home last week with a very mild case of the stomach flu, and I didn't even think twice about it. Seriously, it never even crossed my mind that I'd get it …

Read moreLearn From My Fail: Home Remedies For the Stomach Flu
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