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It Resonates

by Crunchy Betty

You might've noticed that new updates have been a little sparse around here lately.

Twice a week.

It is unacceptable.

It should be three times a week. Or more, even.

But something has been happening to me, and …

Read moreIt Resonates
Your Own Crunchy Shopping List - Free PDF 2

Your Own Crunchy Shopping List – Free PDF

by Crunchy Betty

Absolutely the A-number-one road block to living a more crunchy lifestyle is: Not having the ingredients. When I don’t have something in the house (baking soda), I’ll be more apt to turn to the stray store-bought …

Read moreYour Own Crunchy Shopping List – Free PDF

Break Free from the (Advertising) Matrix!

by Crunchy Betty

"... the only moisturizer with 100% softening power."

"... and your wrinkles will be a thing of the past ..."

"... with a splash of natural juicy pomegranate fragrance to keep you fresh ..."

Somewhere, in all those …

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Pursey Galore Does Manitou Springs 1

Pursey Galore Does Manitou Springs

by Crunchy Betty

Sunday was epic.

Picture this: 15 homemade chocolate peppermint lip balms, 15 homemade bath sachets, friends, a camera, and a legendary purse. Add in 50 unsuspecting visitors to Manitou Springs.

We rocked the town. …

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A Traditional Chinese Medicine Chat 1

A Traditional Chinese Medicine Chat

by Crunchy Betty

This is Ashley.

She's the one without the fancy hat.

She's a pharmacist, she's studied Traditional Chinese Medicine IN China, and she's traveled the world. She's also one of the most spiritually grounded, open-hearted, …

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Removing the Reigns From the Hands of Defeat

by Crunchy Betty

It sucked me under last week. Today. Feels like forever right now.

The rising tide of bad news and disappointment and just straight hardcore defeat. I started questioning this blog. I started questioning the fight.

(Is …

Read moreRemoving the Reigns From the Hands of Defeat

Forget Brand Loyalty. Let’s Talk About Brand Transparency.

by Crunchy Betty

I won a Dr Pepper T-shirt.

When I was 5.

For some reason, the memory converges with the old soda commercial* where the man is crawling through the desert and finds a vending machine. In my mind, my family and I were …

Read moreForget Brand Loyalty. Let’s Talk About Brand Transparency.

Don’t Be a Pinched-Face Lady: Kick Your Bias to the Curb

by Crunchy Betty

"Aspen?" a lady in a United uniform called. "Who's going to Aspen?"

About 20 people raised their hands, including a lady with a pinched face and a ginormous fox stole. She must not have gotten the PETA memo.

The group …

Read moreDon’t Be a Pinched-Face Lady: Kick Your Bias to the Curb

How to Not Visit Detroit and Ford Motors

by Crunchy Betty

Remember how I was going to Detroit for the Ford Driving Green Technology Event? Remember that? Remember how I tweeted yesterday - from the Colorado Springs airport - about how I was waiting for the plane? Remember how I got …

Read moreHow to Not Visit Detroit and Ford Motors

The Nonexistent Car (or The Blazer of Shame)

by Crunchy Betty

My car died some months ago.

The precious, precious burgundy 1997 Mercury Sable I had purchased before Napster was even a twinkle in a pirate's eye.

Many road trips happened in that car. Many moves. Kansas to …

Read moreThe Nonexistent Car (or The Blazer of Shame)
Improving On The New Year's Resolution 1

Improving On The New Year’s Resolution

by Crunchy Betty

Does anybody even make New Year's Resolutions anymore?

Did you?

Secretly?

(You don't have to tell me. But I'm curious if you think you'll keep them.)

It's been at least five years since I've bothered to make a …

Read moreImproving On The New Year’s Resolution
Am I Saying That I'm Not Enough? 1

Am I Saying That I’m Not Enough?

by Crunchy Betty

When my children walk into the bathroom and watch me going through the feminine rituals of shaving and makeup, I wonder if I’ve let them down. If my conforming to these cultural ideals makes me a cog in the wheel of less …

Read moreAm I Saying That I’m Not Enough?

Who Really Cares What the Neighbors Think?

by Crunchy Betty

We went to my parents' house for Thanksgiving, only it was just the three of us: Me, Fiance, and my 13-year-old son. My parents deserted us for the other daughter's family in Kansas City

Their house is lovely, tucked in a …

Read moreWho Really Cares What the Neighbors Think?

How Thanksgiving Warms Your Heart, Mind, and Soul

by Crunchy Betty

Grandma was always frazzled at Thanksgiving.

Maybe frazzled's the wrong word.

Frenzied. Worked up.

Psychotic.

She'd whirl around the kitchen like a huffy-puffy tornado, pulling this, stirring that, blindly …

Read moreHow Thanksgiving Warms Your Heart, Mind, and Soul
Should We Bother Believing the Experts?

Should We Bother Believing the Experts?

by Crunchy Betty

"Blasting Nerves in Kidneys Lowers Blood Pressure, Study Finds"

"Energy Drinks: Gateways To Alcohol Abuse"

"One In Five Adults Suffering from Mental Illness"

"Antibiotic Benefits Slight in Kids' Ear …

Read moreShould We Bother Believing the Experts?
Wanted: Ambassadors of Crunch

Wanted: Ambassadors of Crunch

by Crunchy Betty

Remember when I got all indignant and weird about how companies are selling dry shampoo with all sorts of chemicals and calling it some kind of breakthrough - when you can use your own dry shampoo from stuff in your …

Read moreWanted: Ambassadors of Crunch

Healthcare’s Dirty Little Secret : Offshoring Private Medical Records

by Crunchy Betty

Imagine you're at the emergency room. You have severe stomach cramps and you're throwing up every 10 minutes. While you probably just have the stomach flu, you're in so much pain and misery, you just want to make sure you're …

Read moreHealthcare’s Dirty Little Secret : Offshoring Private Medical Records

This is Not Beautiful, But It Could Be

by Crunchy Betty

This is difficult for me to write.

Please understand that, first and foremost.

It brings back old feelings, old hurts, and all kinds of vulnerability, and it scares me, because I'm never sure if my "old friend" will …

Read moreThis is Not Beautiful, But It Could Be
5 Little Tricks to Get Yourself Into a Great Mood 6

5 Little Tricks to Get Yourself Into a Great Mood

by Crunchy Betty

There's a child outside who's been crying for the last 10 minutes while her mother says, "Just be quiet" eighty-thousand times.

Waaa. "Just be quiet." Waaaaaah! HUSH! Waaaaaaaicecream!

There's a lesson in this …

Read more5 Little Tricks to Get Yourself Into a Great Mood
Want to Be Smokin' Hot? Find Your Passion! 1

Want to Be Smokin’ Hot? Find Your Passion!

by Crunchy Betty

What makes someone attractive to you? I know you’re envisioning Brad Pitt, George Clooney, or that vampire from…what’s that movie called? Oh, yeah. Twilight.

Attractiveness IS all about the physical: Brad …

Read moreWant to Be Smokin’ Hot? Find Your Passion!
The Best of Crunchy Betty (So Far)

The Best of Crunchy Betty (So Far)

by Crunchy Betty

Maybe you're new here.

Maybe you've stopped by a time or two.

Or maybe you've been with me from the very beginning. (Bless your little pea-pickin' hearts.)

Regardless of where you are in your crunchy life, I thought …

Read moreThe Best of Crunchy Betty (So Far)

Buddha, Freakonomics, and the Placebo Effect on Homemade Beauty

by Crunchy Betty

Quite some time ago, a guy named Buddha said something like this:

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common …

Read moreBuddha, Freakonomics, and the Placebo Effect on Homemade Beauty
Life, Death and the Alzheimer's In Between 2

Life, Death and the Alzheimer’s In Between

by Crunchy Betty

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it." - Lewis Carroll

On paper, you would think his life was a happy one.

As a rule, he did most things right. He and his wife took long walks daily - fresh air when it …

Read moreLife, Death and the Alzheimer’s In Between

Ask Crunchy Betty – What’s Your Ish?

by Crunchy Betty

Let’s do something different today. Something wild. Something wacky. Something that has nothing to do with the fact that I have writer’s block. Nope. Nothing at all. Yay! Today is all about comments. It’s …

Read moreAsk Crunchy Betty – What’s Your Ish?
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